Privacy Statement

I hate spammers. All spammers should be impaled on long, thorny stakes in public places, their agonized bodies left to rot as a lesson to others.

If you send me email, your personal information will not be shared with anyone else, or even added to my address book. Most likely I'll delete your message after reading it. Exception: if you ask a question I can't answer, I may forward it to a trusted colleague who will respond directly. My trusted colleagues hate spammers as much as I do.

In no case will your personal information be sold, given, rented, or otherwise disclosed if there's the slightest chance it might be used for a commercial or unethical purpose.

No lawyers were harmed (or paid) in the preparation of this page.